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Mo Farah says he feels he has to believe in the denials made by his coach Alberto Salazar

Great Britain’s double Olympic gold medal-winner Mo Farah says he will continue to work with Alberto Salazar, following the coach’s denial of doping allegations made against him.

A number of allegations were made against Salazar in a BBC Panorama programme made in collaboration with US journalism organisation ProPublica, notably that he was involved in doping top US distance runner Galen Rupp, a training partner of Farah’s, in 2002However, on Tuesday Salazar wrote a 12,000 word open letter in which he denied all the accusations made against him.

Mariah Carey I'm One Of The Poorest People In The Room

Mariah Carey is used to being the top diva at the table but after a power lunch with a bunch of billionaires she had to take a back seat ... FINANCIALLY.
Mariah finally got off the yacht and grabbed a bite with her new Australian beau, James Packer, and a few of his billionaire mates.
Yeah Mariah is worth $500 mil but that’s pennies compared to her dinner COMPANY: James Packer $4.6 bil, Kerry Stokes $1.26 bil, and top dog Ron Perelman $14.7 bil.
At least Mariah wasn’t at the bottom of the FINANCIALLY stacked list ... her pal, Brett Ratner was also there and he’s only worth $65 mil … he’ll only have to worry about leaving the tip.

Photos: Despite not paying their salaries for months, Osun people throng out to show Gov support

Despite not paying the salaries of state civil servants for 7 months now, the people of Osun state came out in their numbers to show their state governor, Rauf Aregbesola their support.  Another photo after the cut...

Blatter: I have not resigned

Sepp Blatter has hinted that he could yet attempt to stay on as Fifa president, insisting he has not resigned his position.

The 79-year-old announced his decision to step down on June 2, just four days on from beating Prince Ali bin Al Hussein in a presidential election held amid controversy after nine Fifa officials were indicted on charges of racketeering conspiracy and corruption.

Fifa REJECTED suggestions that Blatter would perform a U-turn and stand for re-election last week following claims that he could be convinced to put himself forward as a candidate once more.

NFF bent on punishing Enyeama

NIGERIA Football Federation has disapproved claims by Vincent Enyeama that he never got any letter from the NIGERIA Football Federation inviting him to any disciplinary hearing in Abuja.
The Super Eagles skipper who invited to clarify his remark against the NFF’s choice of Ahmadu Stadium, Kaduna for Eagles Afcon qualifier against Chad played on June 13, 2015 said told BBC Sport that he was never notified officially by the NFF saying he only heard it in the media.

"Personally, as it was resolved in-house I thought that was the end of the matter. I only RECEIVED a letter to cautioning me about it [my comments] and to avoid a repeat of such,” said Enyeama.

I flinched when I heard Liverpool's brutal fee for Firmino'

Liverpool's transfer fee to land Roberto Firmino is "brutal" and puts the Brazilian under pressure to justify his price TAG, according to the club's former defender Markus Babbel.

The 23-year-old became Brendan Rodgers's fifth summer signing on Wednesday in a deal Goal understands is worth €30 million up front, and which could rise to €40m.

Only Andy Carroll, an ill-fated £35 million move that reaped just six goals in 44 PREMIER League appearances, has cost Liverpool more and Babbel believes Firmino will be expected to hit the ground running.

Vargas: Alexis isn't anything special

Juan Manuel Vargas says Eduardo Vargas and Alexis Sanchez "aren't anything special" as his Peru side prepare to face Chile in the Copa América 2015 semi-finals.

La Blanquirroja booked their spot in the final four with a 3-1 triumph over Bolivia on Thursday, setting up a meeting with the hosts at the Estadio Nacional on Monday.

But Vargas is not concerned by the attacking quality shown by La Roja - who have scored 11 goals in four games - so far in the tournament.

"Against them we have to play our own game. I've already played against Alexis and Vargas and they are not anything special," the Fiorentina man told reporters.

Same-Sex Marriage Now That It's Legal ... Gay Groom Guru Is Making BANK

The Supreme Court's historic ruling on same-sex marriage means one thing -- gay wedding planners can finally CASH in, and one of 'em has hauled in more than a quarter mil just today.
Robert E. Blackmon picked the perfect time to release his 2nd edition of “The Gay Groom’s Guide." It came out last month, and within a couple of hours of SCOTUS' announcement ... sales shot up by 500% … according to Blackmon's rep.
With more than 12,000 copies sold online just today, Blackmon's raked in -- cha-ching, cha-ching -- about $327,500 in REVENUE!!
Fun tips include how to break up family fights, SELECTING music for gay and straight guests (say yes to "YMCA"), and an engagement ring tip that, sorry ... totally disses Liberace.
Straight weddings ... you just got slayed.

Jimmy Fallon I Nearly Ripped My Finger Off

Jimmy Fallon and his single WORKING hand are looking for a little sympathy -- he just gave us a first look at the injury, and an explanation for what happened early Friday morning.
Jimmy's left hand is heavily bandaged and elevated in the pic he posted from his hospital BED. He says his ring got caught on the edge of a table when he tripped and fell at home -- and he damn near ripped a finger clean off his hand.
At least the 'Tonight Show' host can still count on his right hand for important things.
Like tweeting ... and other stuff.